A Radical Islamist was in a jail cell with a Radical Christian.
The First RAD, Mohammed asked THE other RAD, Jesus
"Why is he in jail?"
Jesus said he was preaching in front of people who where yelling and screaming about the river to the sea.
"Why r u in here."
"I might of been one of those people in the crowd."
"We are leaders and powerful, We can Change things for the Glory of Allah."
"We could bomb this jail to get out."
JESUS takes out some fried pork rinds and asks Mohammed if he whats some. He gets mad and says "GUNAH!!!"
JESUS says "Let's get one thing straight MO!"
"I been in America for 15 years and this riot charge I might get deported from a country I love that has food and shelves stocked, the commissary has more food stocked than the whole barrio I came from."
"Another thing before I hear about river to the sea again." Jesus said.
"I wanted to come here to better myself. To live in a country I can open a store sell carne-mechada or liquor.
I dont burn the American Flag or block people from going to college, heck I didn't make it pass 8th grade.
"I will make my point."
"You come here from a country that has been at war more than its known peace and every gang wants to be in charge. "You come here use all the freebies like Medicaid, Food Stamps, Free Legal, Frauding the goverment out of Billions in your new Somalia States of America."
"You talk about Americans to abdandon Isreal an Allie that doesnt want to Kill America."
"Then you want to change America into Big Somalia, you already did that in Minneapolis. "You call for the destruction of western society, you want to ban Walmart from selling Jack Daniel's Seasoned Pulled Pork, Fully Cooked, Ready to Heat, 24 oz Tray."
"I be dead in Somalia. Heck probably in Minneapolis if I walked in your neighborhood with my pork rinds."
"Let's get one thing straight MO!
Your a Coward!!! You left your country because you wouldn't die to change your land for the better. You say another Islamic country is to violent and seek America a Christian Nation for Asylum."
"I fought in Afghanistan and seen 18 year old Chico's die so America can keep Freedooms and so their families can make it better in America."
"You are a coward and you think your smart but your not. You take the very Freedoms like Speech and separation of Church and State and how America protects people to worship as they may. Yet you take freedoms to start Sharia in America. That call for pray in Cedar Riverside over the loudspeaker the government doesnt interfer yet if I preach the Good News they spit, yell and throw rocks at me in your neighborhood."
"So the Country you want to change so bad because it's evil and you want to make Islamic. Is the same country that let's you do all that in the name of Freedoom, the same country that will be deporting me because I was trying to fight for America again because of a legal loophole in LEGAL IMMIGRATION and how you all are taking advantage of it."
" It's America and they might deport me but 150 million of us that will be coming so you dont change America. We didn't walk 2100 miles to come to Somalia. Also why not pick my country Venezula. They dont have all the Freedom and Freebies that's why."
"We love America and we want to be here. Most of us are Catholic and have Christian family values and the threat to you is not America, its people like me who appreciate The Freedoms and want to be called Americans not Somalians.
"So MO even if they deport me, take the American Way for yourself! Real Americans will know what I mean when I say this.
" I'll Be Back!!!!!!
